Why do I not write?

Why do I not write? It is because I am consumed by all things but writing? I do what I desire to do. Do I not desire to write? Oh yes, I desire much to write. As a man thinketh so I think not to write. I am logical and as such, guilt makes me write, but I choose not to feel guilty therefore, I do not write. Effort is required to write and I choose not to exert. I have much ado about nothing therefore, as always, I will begin to write tomorrow. I have a friend who tells me not to write. My friend tells me to only look and listen. My friend is very selfish. My friend is entertaining. My friend expects nothing from me...because you see... my friend is... my TV.